Monthly Archives: December 2012

Yes Please! Victoria Secrets Angels Sing

Now I know what a girl at a Beatles’ concert felt like…but I like this version better…

Finally The Boobypack is Here!

Even though I will never wear one of these…This is an awesome idea!

Damn, wish I would of thought it up…I’d be rich!


The Dynamic Force of Being Human –Part One: Stop Motion


It’s probably better that he couldn’t ask me why I had done it.  I mean, I wouldn’t have had an answer for him anyhow.

It was just one of those things.  I’m not that kind of girl.  Not really.

But, then again, I’ll try anything once – twice if I like it.

It wasn’t even that good.  The build-up seemed rushed and the all-too-short climax left me somewhat dissatisfied.  Even the sense of danger, the thrill of being caught in the act, didn’t heighten the experience much past mundane.

And it’s not like I had planned to do it or anything.  I suppose if I had I could have relished the experience a little more.  But, as it stood, it was simply a lark.

I met him on the subway.

The flickering fluorescent lights of the train car as we rushed through the subway tunnel gave his not quite homely looks a stop-motion staccato, a still life in motion.  He was idly thumbing the corner of the briefcase on his lap and watching the underground rush by in blurred tracers of red and green and grey.

He absently glanced around every now and again, seemingly ignoring my existence in that detached way all big-city dwellers acquire over time.

We were alone in the train car.  The lights flickered.

I must have been staring.

He glanced my way and raised his hand slightly from his lap, giving a short, curt wave.  I felt the corners of my mouth raise in a slight smile before I looked away.

I stared into the black of the subway and thought of nothing.  Several minutes passed and the lights flickered.

My thoughts wandered back to the man sitting in the car with me, as did my gaze.  It was his turn to stare.

“Hello,” I said, barely audible over the screeching and rushing of the train on the track.

“Hello.”  The word was distorted in the way words are when spoken by a deaf person, coming out more like “ha-woah”.  His head tilted slightly in greeting and then he turned to look out into the dark tunnel once again.

Grabbing the small handbag next to me, I got up from my seat and slid into the one next to my trainmate.   He turned his head as he felt me settle in next to him, a slightly surprised but not unfriendly look on his face.

Neither of us spoke again.

I’m not entirely sure when I decided I was going to do it.  I don’t know that it was even a conscious decision.  Slowly, I slid one hand on to the man’s thigh, the other into my purse.  His leg felt warm against my palm.

I stared straight ahead.

I can only imagine his surprise as I pulled the pistol from my bag, pressed the muzzle against his head and pulled the trigger.

His body jerked violently into the side of the train car, his limp hand falling onto mine.

I stared straight ahead.  And the lights flickered.

The train stopped at the next station, abandoned at such a dark and lonely hour.  Sliding the gun back into my purse, I got up from the seat and made my way to the open door.

I’ll try anything once.


Philosoraptor – Random Acts of Kindness

Not to be a dick to anyone but I have recently been seeing posts from people about the # of days that they have been doing “Acts of Kindness”.

Now me, I’m not really one to tell someone else about how I helped another person out…I prefer to just know that I did something good and go on with things. But that’s just me…

I’m not putting people down with this thought…But I just want people to think about it when they are putting their “Acts of Kindness” up on Facebook or wherever…about how much sometimes that actually degrades what you actually did…

I just wonder sometimes...

I just wonder sometimes…

I Time Travel

No seriously, I explain how we actually time travel everyday!

Don’t Believe me? Just watch!

The Science community is baffled on how I figured it out so fast….

The Last Replicating Date 12-12-12 12:12:12

The title pretty much sums it up…If you miss this epic event in History…Then you can replay it over and over and…you get the idea…

Sex and Caffeine

I’ve been at it again and this time the topic is all about what we all think about but never want to admit…

And of course I’m talking about SEX! oh…and Caffeine too…I put in action what these words said…and of course I put my own twist on it too…

“Caffeine boosts a woman’s sex drive.”

This is a short animated video on how I think it should work!

I review the movie Project X

So how did I spend my day? Well, after working out I decided to veg and watch a movie…A very bad movie…

Let me just save you some time here…

What will you do with life?

We all know that one day we will go to that…well, (insert where ever you believe you will go here)…

And we all can at least agree on one thing. We all die sooner or later.

Now there is a really cool/long/interesting/to much to type here theory (and we all know how I LOVE Theories), about why some of us live longer than others. Let’s just say it has to do with Action Movies and how in 1 out of 1 million times the movie is 100% correct…

See long story…Anyways, I prefer to acknowledge Death’s existence and move on with life…Hence the picture I created tonight…

If you feel the same way…Then please share with all your friends 😀

Death and Life

Sometimes you have to ask the hard questions.

Fear is Not Real

Will Smill After Earth

Sometimes you have to Leap before you look…

In a life full of uncertainties, the one thing we can be certain of…is Death…

So Live Life and Enjoy the crazy ass Ride…




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