Monthly Archives: December 2013

Brooke Graham Passes Out on Air – Keeps Reporting Gif

Apparently, Brooke Graham needed a little more oxygen to the brain or forgot to “not” lock her knees. I’m guessing the jolt from the fall knocked all the old air out and put some new in as she sits up and keeps on reporting like a champ! And for that…I dedicate this gif to you…

So if you don't mind we'll be conducting the rest of the interview on the ground...

So if you don’t mind we’ll be conducting the rest of the interview on the ground…

or just watch it happen below: At least the landing was soft?

Skrillex Drops the Bass – Causes Earthquake

In other news…There was an Earthquake tonight in the Midwest…we’ve found the answer to why this has happened…

Apparently Japan has been hit the hardest by this massive drop…

Skrillex Earthquake Drops the Bass

Funny Penguins Chasing a Light Reflection

So we were bored the other day and went to the Zoo…We noticed they were interested in a shiny thing on the wall…so we decided to entertain them! I went ahead and dubbed over what I thought they might sound like and say! Hope you enjoy the video!

Phil Robertson NDAA

While you bitch about Phil Robertson they are passing a new NDAA Bill for 2014

While all the Christians are creating an upheaval about “Phil Robertson“, who originally didn’t even have a beard in the first place, (nobody had a beard!) but I digress…they seem to be missing the fact that it’s all just a big distraction to a bigger issue…oh and they also seem to miss the HUGE Symbolism behind the whole show…

no beards, robertson family

Pictured above: No Beard November

That issue being the NDAA Bill that is swiftly being passed through the Congress to get approval for signature by the Big Man himself…

It’s no big deal…all it does is take away almost every single right you have as a human being…but HEY! THERE’S A SQUIRREL!

The main reason for concern?

The NDAA Bill 2014 still allows for “Indefinite detainment without a Trial of any U.S. Citizen” and worse it makes it easier to target people who disagree with with the Big Gov… Section 1071 outlines the creation of the “Conflict Records Research Center” where the unconstitutionally collected info on people from the NSA will be compiled and shared with the Department of Defense. The wording “captured records” can be anything from your phone records, emails, all the way to your social media posts.

For two years, the NDAA included provisions that purported to authorize the president of the United States to deploy the U.S. military to apprehend and indefinitely detain any person (including an American citizen) who he believes “represent[s] an enduring security threat to the United States.”

Such an immense grant of power is not only unconscionable, but unconstitutional, as well.

Regardless of promises to the contrary made every year since 2011 by President Obama, the language of the NDAA places every citizen of the United States within the universe of potential “covered persons.” Any American could one day find himself or herself branded a “belligerent” and thus subject to the complete confiscation of his or her constitutional civil liberties and to nearly never-ending incarceration in a military prison.

Finally, there is in the NDAA for 2014 a frightening fusion of the federal government’s constant surveillance of innocent Americans and the assistance it will give to justifying the indefinite detention of anyone labeled an enemy of the regime.

Section 1071 of the version of the 2014 NDAA approved by the House and Senate committees this week expands on the scope of surveillance established by the Patriot Act and the Authorization for the Use of Military Force (AUMF).

Section 1071(a) authorizes the secretary of defense to “establish a center to be known as the ‘Conflict Records Research Center.’” According to the text of the latest version of the NDAA, the center’s task would be to compile a “digital research database including translations and to facilitate research and analysis of records captured from countries, organizations, and individuals, now or once hostile to the United States.”

In order to accomplish the center’s purpose, the secretary of defense will create an information exchange in cooperation with the director of national intelligence.

Key to the functioning of this information exchange will be the collection of “captured records.” Section 1071(g)(1), defines a captured record as “a document, audio file, video file, or other material captured during combat operations from countries, organizations, or individuals, now or once hostile to the United States.”

When read in conjunction with the provision of the AUMF that left the War on Terror open-ended and the prior NDAAs’ classification of the United States as a battleground in that unconstitutional war, and you’ve got a powerful combination that can knock out the entire Bill of Rights.

Finally, when all the foregoing is couched within the context of the revelations regarding the dragnet surveillance programs of the NSA, it becomes evident that anyone’s phone records, e-mail messages, browsing history, text messages, and social media posts could qualify as a “captured record.”

After being seized by the NSA (or some other federal surveillance apparatus), the materials would be processed by the Conflict Records Research Center created by this bill. This center’s massive database of electronic information and its collaboration with the NSA converts the United States into a constantly monitored holding cell and all its citizens and residents into suspects. All, of course, in the name of the security of the homeland. (source)

This is typical Big G behavior, aka let’s distract the masses with what some rich dude says and pass bills that take away all their rights! They will never know…and if someone finds us out…well people still won’t listen to them because these people want Phil Robertson back on their conditioning boxes…oh wait I mean TV’s…

So I took the liberty of making my own “Meme” if you will…Feel free to share it if you agree…

Phil Robertson NDAA

Apparently the Bic contract didn’t come through as originally planned…

Now I’m not saying that people can’t change…but when it comes down to it…It’s just a show and what your TV claims to be “Reality” is in true Reality, all just a script…

P.S. *Note: The original picture above said “Idoits” which I actually did spell wrong…this in turn made me look like and Idiot. Karma – fair is fair. I decided to change it to “them” instead. I personally, do not like to be called names, so I will not call someone a derogatory name either.

Originally I was frustrated when I created it and apologize/regret putting that word in there. (just wanted to warn the people who took the original pic and are sharing that one as idiot is spelled wrong and as much as I wanted to use the excuse of “I did that on purpose to mess with people”…I personally also don’t like lairs…so I will admit I was wrong and move on…)

Proof the New Jersey Mall Shooter Picture of Richard Shoop is Reversed

Dedicated to YouTube User: Marcello Donross

A while back I made a video about how the $100 dollar bill and an American History X poster was backwards behind the alleged suspect Richard Shoop and how it’s a representation of things to come. See video below:

Now, I had a commenter come onto my channel and well…
I’ll just quote him:

“You are just having so much free time on your hands. This Is just emberrasing. And the picture of the american history x shit you showed… Are you serious? Its photographed mirrored thats why its fkn bakwards.”

I guess Marcello doesn’t read from Left to Right and might quite possibly be dyslexic along with a very bad speller…which if Marcello is, then well…this all makes complete sense to them…as for me…not so much. But I digress…

Me being the type to make sure that I didn’t say something wrong…I went ahead and took a picture with the Frisbee over my right shoulder, just like the picture that I talked about in the video.

Looks like the letter still read Left to Right to me...

Self Photo: Looks like the letter still read Left to Right to me…

Now, let’s look at the picture in question:

This one Reads Right to Left and is Reversed.

The poster reads Right to Left and is Reversed.

This is the picture that the Media pushed along with another reversed one with a reversed $100 dollar bill behind the kid…

Marcello is trying to tell me because you are looking at him, that the poster behind him will be backwards…oh really? Then why aren’t the words behind me backwards? I mean, I did the same thing and some how got different results?

backwards pic 2

And this one just happens to be backwards and reversed too? I don’t see any mirrors around…

Remember, those are the two pictures that the “Media” pushed…I didn’t just take this pictures and flip them around myself…

Now let’s look at the real picture and how it should be.

And this is how it should look...

And this is how it should look…

That goes the same for the American History X pic above also…

So unless I, myself am dyslexic…then I think I win this argument…

Marcello, maybe before you come spouting off stupid comments…you should look in a mirror…? Good luck with your Dyslexia…

My Breakup Letter to Facebook

So I decided to write a breakup letter to Facebook…FB is starting to get to needy and I just can’t handle it anymore!

I just don't think this is gonna work out...

I just don’t think this is gonna work out…

 

 

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