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How to cut Trump’s Legislative Balls off in 2018

Well, it’s been a long time since I’ve even posted here…Took a little hiatus and now…I guess I’m back…

This here is a Meme I created…(Since Trump supporters are so into creating memes)…figured I’d add one to the mix.

It basically shows you how we can beat this Dinosaur into extinction…

Please Share with others…just in case he actually makes it a whole 2 years without getting impeached…


Brooke Graham Passes Out on Air – Keeps Reporting Gif

Apparently, Brooke Graham needed a little more oxygen to the brain or forgot to “not” lock her knees. I’m guessing the jolt from the fall knocked all the old air out and put some new in as she sits up and keeps on reporting like a champ! And for that…I dedicate this gif to you…

So if you don't mind we'll be conducting the rest of the interview on the ground...

So if you don’t mind we’ll be conducting the rest of the interview on the ground…

or just watch it happen below: At least the landing was soft?

Skrillex Drops the Bass – Causes Earthquake

In other news…There was an Earthquake tonight in the Midwest…we’ve found the answer to why this has happened…

Apparently Japan has been hit the hardest by this massive drop…

Skrillex Earthquake Drops the Bass

Phil Robertson NDAA

While you bitch about Phil Robertson they are passing a new NDAA Bill for 2014

While all the Christians are creating an upheaval about “Phil Robertson“, who originally didn’t even have a beard in the first place, (nobody had a beard!) but I digress…they seem to be missing the fact that it’s all just a big distraction to a bigger issue…oh and they also seem to miss the HUGE Symbolism behind the whole show…

no beards, robertson family

Pictured above: No Beard November

That issue being the NDAA Bill that is swiftly being passed through the Congress to get approval for signature by the Big Man himself…

It’s no big deal…all it does is take away almost every single right you have as a human being…but HEY! THERE’S A SQUIRREL!

The main reason for concern?

The NDAA Bill 2014 still allows for “Indefinite detainment without a Trial of any U.S. Citizen” and worse it makes it easier to target people who disagree with with the Big Gov… Section 1071 outlines the creation of the “Conflict Records Research Center” where the unconstitutionally collected info on people from the NSA will be compiled and shared with the Department of Defense. The wording “captured records” can be anything from your phone records, emails, all the way to your social media posts.

For two years, the NDAA included provisions that purported to authorize the president of the United States to deploy the U.S. military to apprehend and indefinitely detain any person (including an American citizen) who he believes “represent[s] an enduring security threat to the United States.”

Such an immense grant of power is not only unconscionable, but unconstitutional, as well.

Regardless of promises to the contrary made every year since 2011 by President Obama, the language of the NDAA places every citizen of the United States within the universe of potential “covered persons.” Any American could one day find himself or herself branded a “belligerent” and thus subject to the complete confiscation of his or her constitutional civil liberties and to nearly never-ending incarceration in a military prison.

Finally, there is in the NDAA for 2014 a frightening fusion of the federal government’s constant surveillance of innocent Americans and the assistance it will give to justifying the indefinite detention of anyone labeled an enemy of the regime.

Section 1071 of the version of the 2014 NDAA approved by the House and Senate committees this week expands on the scope of surveillance established by the Patriot Act and the Authorization for the Use of Military Force (AUMF).

Section 1071(a) authorizes the secretary of defense to “establish a center to be known as the ‘Conflict Records Research Center.’” According to the text of the latest version of the NDAA, the center’s task would be to compile a “digital research database including translations and to facilitate research and analysis of records captured from countries, organizations, and individuals, now or once hostile to the United States.”

In order to accomplish the center’s purpose, the secretary of defense will create an information exchange in cooperation with the director of national intelligence.

Key to the functioning of this information exchange will be the collection of “captured records.” Section 1071(g)(1), defines a captured record as “a document, audio file, video file, or other material captured during combat operations from countries, organizations, or individuals, now or once hostile to the United States.”

When read in conjunction with the provision of the AUMF that left the War on Terror open-ended and the prior NDAAs’ classification of the United States as a battleground in that unconstitutional war, and you’ve got a powerful combination that can knock out the entire Bill of Rights.

Finally, when all the foregoing is couched within the context of the revelations regarding the dragnet surveillance programs of the NSA, it becomes evident that anyone’s phone records, e-mail messages, browsing history, text messages, and social media posts could qualify as a “captured record.”

After being seized by the NSA (or some other federal surveillance apparatus), the materials would be processed by the Conflict Records Research Center created by this bill. This center’s massive database of electronic information and its collaboration with the NSA converts the United States into a constantly monitored holding cell and all its citizens and residents into suspects. All, of course, in the name of the security of the homeland. (source)

This is typical Big G behavior, aka let’s distract the masses with what some rich dude says and pass bills that take away all their rights! They will never know…and if someone finds us out…well people still won’t listen to them because these people want Phil Robertson back on their conditioning boxes…oh wait I mean TV’s…

So I took the liberty of making my own “Meme” if you will…Feel free to share it if you agree…

Phil Robertson NDAA

Apparently the Bic contract didn’t come through as originally planned…

Now I’m not saying that people can’t change…but when it comes down to it…It’s just a show and what your TV claims to be “Reality” is in true Reality, all just a script…

P.S. *Note: The original picture above said “Idoits” which I actually did spell wrong…this in turn made me look like and Idiot. Karma – fair is fair. I decided to change it to “them” instead. I personally, do not like to be called names, so I will not call someone a derogatory name either.

Originally I was frustrated when I created it and apologize/regret putting that word in there. (just wanted to warn the people who took the original pic and are sharing that one as idiot is spelled wrong and as much as I wanted to use the excuse of “I did that on purpose to mess with people”…I personally also don’t like lairs…so I will admit I was wrong and move on…)

My Breakup Letter to Facebook

So I decided to write a breakup letter to Facebook…FB is starting to get to needy and I just can’t handle it anymore!

I just don't think this is gonna work out...

I just don’t think this is gonna work out…



Go Home Car You’re Drunk – Car on Median

I’m not really sure how this happened…but I do have a theory as I think the laws of physics just happened to work in a very strange way today…

This car apparently got pushed up on the Median by another car changing lanes. The closer we look at it…we can also see that this car was only inches from taking a light poll along with it anchored to the median.

So in Honor of this Car I created this Meme Picture…

Maybe we'll see it in the next X Games?

Maybe we’ll see it in the next X Games?

And of course you know me…I can’t resist getting this on video!

I just wrote a new book – CPR for Dummies

You thought I actually sat down and wrote a book about how to save someone’s life?

Hell, no! You should of known better than that! lol

Ha! Get it?!

Ha! Get it?!

My Peaceful Riot – Standing Up to Fear in 2013

In a world full of sad, I refuse to let it get me down.

Happy Ball

I thought about writing a poem here about how different 2013 would be…but instead I decided to push a little deeper in to something that I have always dealt with.

And that one thing is Fear.

Will Smill After Earth

Sometimes you have to Leap before you look…

For 35 years, I’ve let it stop me from doing what I love to do. Well, I’m done with that.

From now on, everyday I wake up having that feeling of Fear, I promise myself that I will stand up to it, look it in the face and tell it to kindly Fuck off.

I will go up and talk to the girls, who am I am always so deathly afraid to talk to and smile.


I want to understand “Love” to it’s fullest extent and hopefully be able to Teach it to others.


Not my Best Pic ever…But it’s fun.

I will not Fear, Fear itself…
But I will embrace it as my motivation to overcome it each and everyday.

Scared Giraffe

But most of all…I will work everyday to bring a smile to as many people as I can.

I was one of the first responders on the scene of the accident... it didn't look good for either one of them...even after 30 seconds of

I was one of the first responders on the scene of the accident. It didn’t look good for either one of them.



Ice Ice Baby Gif that I created

Just for your pleasure and because I only function well at night…

I created the Ice Ice Baby Gif  for your enjoyment and to pass around to your friends!

If you like it…just right click (for all you PC users) and “save image as”. Then share it!
Or just send them here 🙂

All props go to who ever took the pic…to which I do not know.

*Note: The .gif is messing up on this post but it works fine anywhere else.

To Cold, To Cold

To Cold, To Cold

If you want to start a Party Bus in Kansas

Yes, you can call me a dumb ass…But I have a kick ass 40 ft charter bus! (that is currently just sitting, doing nothing) see pic below.

Yep...Not sure what I was thinking!

Yep…Not sure what I was thinking!

And here is the Inside…Fit’s 48 freaking people!


And now here is the type of Insurance policy you have to carry for it in the state of Kansas if you are doing a Party Bus or carrying over 16 people.

Yep 5 Million as in $5,000,000

Yep 5 Million as in $5,000,000

A policy like that runs about $13,500 a year. Aka $1125 a month. But that also is because I am a New Venture in the Party Bus Arena. You might get a better deal. So if you are thinking about starting a party bus in the state of Kansas…I already did all the hard information gathering work for you!

Now here’s the deal.

You want to start a Party Bus Company in Kansas…I have a bus for sale! Sounds like we need to talk.

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