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Google’s top 50 Most Popular Women – One isn’t a woman

This one is an Easy one…

Go to Google and type in: “50 Most Popular Women” <- with quotes or be lazy and click the link.

Go to the first link that comes up and scroll down to #7.

Laugh out Loud

 

Easy way to entertain your baby (Video)

This will make you smile 🙂

What happens when Disney Remakes Star Wars (Video)

I can so see this happening…aka this video is a good representation.

And seriously, why do we need yet another reboot/remake/wtf of Star Wars??? I mean are they going to come out with anything different? Or is it all rehashed just like all the other ones?

I vote they just leave everything alone…

I like this Kid’s Ambition!

I’m all for being Ambitious but damn this kid moves fast!

I agree!

I agree!

Optimist vs. Pessimist vs. Realist

Ha! This would so be me…the 3rd one that is…

I just call it how I see it!

And we have a winner!

And we have a winner!

The Man on the Beach and the Genie

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp.
He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie.

The genie said, “OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah.
This is the fourth time this month and I’m getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three…

You only get one wish!”

Man and Genie on Beach

The man sat, and thought about it for a while and said, “I’ve always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I’m scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?”

The genie laughed and said, “That’s impossible!!!
Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific?
Think of how much concrete — how much steel!! No, think of another wish.”
The man said “OK, I will try to think of a really good wish”.

Finally, he said, “I’ve been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don’t care and that I’m insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women, know how they feel inside and what they’re thinking when they give me the silent treatment, know why they’re crying, know what they really want when they say “nothing,” know how to make them truly happy.”

The genie said, “Do you want that bridge to be two lanes or four?”

My Dooms Day After Noon (Video)

Ok, so if you know me…I don’t like to miss out on a reason to create a video.

Especially if it has to do with the “Last day of the Earth…” Gotta get that shit on film!

Anyways…I filmed my whole day and then crammed it into 4 mins 55 seconds. And despite what YouTube says…The Video apparently had it’s own Apocalyptic melt down of it’s own and doubled itself…Damn Mayans…

It’s actually pretty interesting…I did a lot! I would of died a happy man.

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