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Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One Before…


No, seriously.  That way you can go listen to it again!

Okay, I have never unabashedly plugged an album in my life.  Generally, there’s a few great tracks on an album surrounded by a dozen or so of their far dorkier friends.  Of course there are exceptions to the rule.  For instance, Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side of the Moon” or Nirvana’s “Nevermind”, but far more often you’re gonna end up with a “Volume 2…Hard Knock Life”.  Now don’t get me wrong, Jay-Z put together a thoroughly enjoyable album, but if I want to dial up a bomb-ass track to hang out with it’s never gonna be “A Week Ago”.

That being said, I have stumbled upon an album today that I HAVE NOT been able to stop listening to.  I don’t think my iTunes would let me even if I wanted to.  Which I don’t.  Just to make that shit clear.

Now I’m not exactly introducing a brand new band to the world or anything, but I can’t imagine that they’ve crashed Hollywood just yet.  After all, they’re playing a bar in Lawrence, KS next month (oooh…I wanna go!).  So, like I said at the beginning, stop me if you’ve heard this one before.  If not, put on your listening ears and set your brain to “Receive Stun” mode.  Here’s a track from their album “Vessels” (arguably the best song on the album):

Yes…that’s what we like to call whetting the musical appetite.  And the whole damn album is that good (or maybe even better)!  After a respectable amount of internet research I stumbled upon the recipe for this little piece of musical perfection.


1 cup Flobots

1 cup Hollywood Undead

1 cup Fun.

1/4 cup My Chemical Romance

2 tbsp Neon Trees/Mumford and Sons blend

1 tsp Linkin Park


So basically, they just invented some of the dopest ass shit ever!  Other extremely notable tracks are “Holding On To You”, “Car Radio”, and “Ode to Sleep”.

Alright, I’ll stop orgasming all over the internet and just go back to privately diddling my musical clit now.  So you should go diddle yourself a little bit, too.  You know, so this isn’t so weird…..



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