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This machine sums up your sex life after you get married (Video)

Now I’ve never been married and my longest relationship only lasted a little over 3 1/2 years…(I think) but I’m pretty sure that I can understand the concept of marriage because I hear it from my friends all the time who decided to go through with the deed…but that’s really not why I’m here…but the title sounded good.

Anyways, I was thinking the other day how much I love office jobs…no wait…How much I hate, hate, hate office jobs.

But if this machine was in the office…Then maybe I would like an office job just a little bit more…

It’s like a battle of wits with a machine…Or just a good old argument with your girlfriend/wife that you know you’re never going to win but you try anyways, even when you know you’re right.

She’s probably going to treat you like this machine does anyways later that night when you want to have sex…that’s when you know you’ve been married to long when it’s actually fun to get turned down…

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