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Creationist Theorem Proof #37

An excerpt from my forthcoming book, “Ain’t That Just the Damnedest Thing…”, available in bookstores everywhere just as soon as I get my shit together.

Creationist Theorem #37

Creationism is the only viable way in which to explain the existence of the universe.

This can  be readily verified by the simple fact:

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The laundry has never done itself.  If evolution were true we would have passed this stage in the evolutionary timeline by now.  So, in effect, evolution is vacant from time,  and since it took me time to write this and make a neat little picture for it,  we must live in a universe made of time.  A universe in which evolution cannot exist.

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